MADE IT! Chile sent me my approval for the mobility pass; I can go to Patagonia and Antarctica! This means Rusty will be having a "hookers and blow" kind of November, ruling the roost. God knows what the kitchen will look like when I get back (his last culinary adventure involved boiling something for twelve straight hours to make his own ramen), but WHO CARES!? I'm off to kayak among fjords and commune with penguins!